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Hi. My name is Lucy. Let me tell you about myself. I began life as an abandoned puppy on the streets of India...not a promising start in life. Fortunately, some kids found me and left me in a box outside my Dad's window and he heard me yelping for help. He brought me inside and gave me milk while he wiggled my sleeping Mum's big toe until she woke up and agreed to keep me. She also gave me my name. I was a sticky little bundle of fleas back then, but look at me now! |
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My hobbies are barking randomly and biting strangers - I am responsible for
10 tetanus shots and counting! [this is not a joke - Lucy's dad] I also
like to keep Mum and Dad's feet warm under the blankets. Mum and Dad seem
to think I like wearing hats, tiaras and stupid clothes but I only humour
them. I'm an expert at catching flies in my mouth which makes me vomit
yellowy green stuff in the corner.
My ultimate goal in life is to completely chew my Dad's arm off while he's
trying to surf the Internet..
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